PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And